Menehune Tribe

So, a coworker of mine was up to no good. The office next door to ours has this dude in their window, inside their space:

A couple weeks ago, we dared a coworker to steal it. He'd try everyday to steal it, but never was able to. He eventually did. We've put him in this disguise in case they ever come looking for him:

He's also currently hiding in our reception area. You probably wont be able to spot him.

We've also contemplated putting him on the elevator, pressing a few buttons, and sending him down to 1.